Hello codeforces, today I will teach people how to reach expert.
1: Learn Binary Search (Very important skill for most problems)
2: Edge for atleast 8 hours a day (Intense stimulation helps neuroplasticity)
3: Listen to K/DA (K/DA music uses special radio frequencies in their music to improve CP capacity)
4: Tip your landlord (Landlords are very hard working people, you will get good karma from tipping them which will make you better at CP)
5: Don't talk to women (The average person talks to women, but the average person is also a newbie on codeforces, not a coincidence)
Hope this helps!
so by point 5, you mean all gay people are lgm level?
20% of the way
what about female cp enthusiasts?
This is a more complicated case I did not included as it is less common, but for them to have same effect, they just have to not talk to men
5 Steps to Becoming an expert, but not an lgm.(
what about 5 steps to become red? :P
good observation MR. lagendry grand master
I agree that mr.lagendry grand master's opinion is indeed a good observation
facts
Thanks Bro!!
accidentally talked to women the other day & my rating paid the price. won't let it happen again
lol
you missed the part where you dedicate half of your room to merchandise with your anime waifu
If you do step 3, this will happen as well naturally.
5 steps to reach expert:
1) Register
2) Newbie
3) Pupil
4) Specialist
5) Expert
voila!!! you are awesome!!!
Seems to be working!
For me, it is three steps of becoming an expert.
1, Study hard and reach master.
2, Behave very bad in a contest and lose 200+ ratings (like get hacked or fail system test in a "speedforce")
3, Drop back to expert.
Step 1 completed, on my way to step 2
Let's race
xam lol
gkeeeee
dcu con lon quan
I forgot step 5 :)
Div2 people are so unfunny
Oh, of course we are not stand-up comics like you
I thought it was a serious blog while reading the first point xD
5Th point is Awesome
looks like I'm gonna 6 problems next contest ^_____^
5th point :):
o dear lord, have been talking to women consistently from past few months. Now I know why, I could not improve. thanks man
you missed the part where you dedicate half of your room to merchandise with your anime waifu
gold
edge?? Is it what I think it is??
But my Landlord is Women, I have stucked in paradox. What should I do now ?
Become homeless
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Tips to becoming candidate master:
1) Solve 2200R+ problems
2) Don't do any contests, only solve problems
3) Talk to women.
4) Get depressed how you don't have any life and you can't get any women and lose 2 months from your life.
5) Accept that you suck at everything else and CP is the only thing you have left to do
6) Start contesting and become CM in two weeks
The only steps that are relevant are 5) and 6).
First Time Happy to read reverse :-)
then why there is photo of women in your display picture?
Anime girl is ok, shes not real
6.regular involvement in sports or other physical activities
Esports (League of Legends)
what do you mean by Edge? Like to keep away of people?
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Lord sh4shi
I learned binay search, whats next?
Bro if you know binary search now make graph algorithms like dixtra for some shortest path problems and after that mst like borivka and afte that range structure like segtree (i think its userful for tree problems and also dsu) and dinic for flows and matchers
Edging is better for cp skills than all of this “algorithms” nonsense.
what do you mean by edging?
Haha bro your too funy
I will try your tips hahahah
I am expert expect i dont use tips
Maybe after learning this i will be red or yellow at least
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Unfortunatly, I was approached by a female specimem recently, who told me that I was stinking up the whole classroom and should take a shower. I lost a significant amount of iq points from being exposed to women which made me spend 30 minutes looking for 2 typos in my code for C
2nd and 5th points orz
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lmao the 2nd